सुन पगली जितने तेरे पास Løver है, उसे कइ ज्यादा मेंरे पास Mobile-Cover है.
Sorry पगली तू तो लेट हो गयी, तेरे चककर में तेरी सहेली सेट हो गई 😛
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
आपकी 👩🏭 बहन होने पर खुद पर हैं नाज़ मुझे, दूर होकर भी आप दूर नहीं, होता हैं एहसास मुझे!
Dear Yahoo, You never hear anybody say “Lets Yahoo it”, just saying. Sincerely, Google.
अरे पगली जितने लड़के तेरी Friend list में हैं, उससे ज्यादा लड़कियां मेरी Block List में हैं
True skill comes without effort.
After exercising I always eat a pizza…Just kidding I never exercise.
Our craziness made us best friends.
I’d do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less
Flirting is a risky game. One mistake, and you are committed.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
There is a light at the end of every tunnel…just pray it’s not a train!.
Honey, do you think I gained weight? - No, I think the living room got smaller.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
My husband calls me ‘catfish.’ He says I’m all mouth and no brains.
If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs; Send him to KFC.
What sets sisters apart from brothers and also from friends is a very intimate mashing of heart, soul and the mystical cords of memory.
"कौन समझ पाया आज तक हमें ! हम अपने हादसों के अकेले गवाह हैं !!"
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy the fruit you like.
ज़िन्दगी की हक़ीक़त को बस इतना ही जाना है ! दर्द में अकेले हैं खुशियों में ज़माना है !!"
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
Never give loan to your friends, Otherwise you will lose both.
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.