Pulling a door that clearly said “Push”

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

During surgery: “Alright everyone, let’s dig in.”

When my boss said “You’ve been late for the 5th time!” I thought to myself, “Yay! It’s Friday!”

If you think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you should probably water your lawn.

The party in hell, has been canceled due to the fire.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Save paper, don’t do home work.

"मुझसे बिछड़ के ख़ुश रहते हो ! लगया है मेरी तरह तुम भी झूठे हो !!"

She: “All my friends are telling me I married an idiot!” He: “What they mean is, only an idiot would’ve married you!”

All of us would like to vote for the best president, unfortunately he is never a candidate.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

कोई मुक़दमा ही कर दो हमारे सनम पर, कम से कम हर पेशी पर दीदार तो हो जायेगा।

यदि आपके लिए अपने मित्र की आलोचना करना पीड़ादायक है- आप बिना डरे कर सकते हैं. लेकिन यदि आपको इसमें थोडा सा भी मजा आता है तो ये समय ज़ुबान पर लगाम देने का है.

If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.

एक दोस्त से अच्छा कुछ नहीं होता, जब तक चॉकलेट के साथ एक दूसरा दोस्त नहीं आ जाता.

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.

जब से आँखों में बसे हो तुम मेरी नूर बनके यक़ीन मानों तब से कोई भी नज़ारा तुम बिन अच्छा नहीं लगता

Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.

If school is so helpful, explain why summer break makes me happy.

Had a dream I was awesome woke up…. Still awesome!!!

जो सबका मित्र होता है वो किसी का मित्र नहीं होता है.

मोहब्बत करने चला है, तो कुछ अदब भी सीख लेना ऐ दोस्त… इसमें हंसते साथ हैं, पर रोना अकेले ही पड़ता है….

If others can do it… ..let them do it…

"मुझे कहाँ से आएगा लोगों का दिल जीतना ! मैं तो अपना भी हार बैठा हूँ !!"

The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?