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A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.
When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither, it’s just the wrong size!
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
👩🏭 बहन वो दोस्त है जो थामती तो हाथ है. लेकिन स्पर्श 💖 दिल को करती है !!!
I don’t really care whether a glass is half empty or half full, all I know is that I want my glass filled!!
अब मैं कुछ नहीं हूँ मैंने माना, कल को मशहूर हो जाऊ तो कोई रिश्ता मत निकाल लेना।
"व्यक्ति महान अपने कार्यों से होता है ! अपने जन्म से नहीं !!
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
जैसे दोनों 👁️आँख एक साथ होते हैं. ठीक वैसे ही भाई-बहन 👫के रिश्ते भी ख़ास होते हैं।
I hate how after an argument I think of more clever things I should have said.
If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
काश तुम कभी ज़ोर से गले लगा कर कहो डरते क्यों हो ☺पागल तुम्हारी ही तो हूँ.
"एक सफल व्यक्ति बनने की कोशिश मत करो ! बल्कि मूल्यों पर चलने वाले व्यक्ति बनो !!
You’re just jealous cos the voices only talk to me.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness.
Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
निगाह ए इश्क़ का अजीब ही शौक देखा तुम ही को देखा और बेपनाह देखा
ऐसे दोस्त मत बनाओ जिनके साथ रहना आसान हो. ऐसे दोस्त बनाओ जो तुम्हे ऊपर उठने के लिए फ़ोर्स करें.
The only bad thing about drinking and driving is the trees defend themselves really well.
My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of the house.
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
"जिस-जिस पर इस दुनिया ने हँसा है ! उस-उस ने इतिहास रचा है !!
In the beginning, God created idiots. This was for practice. Then he created customer service.
व्यक्ति अपने विचारों से निर्मित एक प्राणी है ! वह जो सोचता है, वही बन जाता है !!
मैं अब SAD नहीं रहता, क्योंकि, BAD लोगों को याद अब मैं नहीं करता…