Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.