Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.