Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends are our chosen family.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.