Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Our craziness made us best friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad