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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
All the best people are crazy.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.