Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.