Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.