Funny Quotes / Friends

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.