Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Our craziness made us best friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!