Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends are our chosen family.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

All the best people are crazy.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.