Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is the key to everything

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.