Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.