Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad