Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

All the best people are crazy.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!