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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Our craziness made us best friends.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.