Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friendship is the key to everything

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!