Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

All the best people are crazy.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Happiness is having crazy friends.