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You are constantly putting others before you. I wanted to remind you that this year you should do whatever you want for your birthday, because you deserve it.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.