Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

All the best people are crazy.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!