Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

All the best people are crazy.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.