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Friendship is the key to everything

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.