Funny Quotes / Friends

All the best people are crazy.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।