Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.