Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends are our chosen family.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।