Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.