Funny Quotes / Friends

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.