Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is the key to everything

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।