I call you mine because you made me yours. On your day, I just want to wish you a very prosperous birthday. May this day mark the beginning of new happiness for you. Happy birthday, love.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
Friends are our chosen family.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।