Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.