Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

All the best people are crazy.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.