Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Our craziness made us best friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.