Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.