Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends are our chosen family.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.