Dear Mom, thank goodness that I’m finally old enough to show you how I really party. Happy Birthday to you!
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
All the best people are crazy.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.