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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship is the key to everything

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

All the best people are crazy.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.