Funny Quotes / Friends

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.