Funny Quotes / Friends

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Our craziness made us best friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends are our chosen family.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!