Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।