Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!