Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.