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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.