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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Our craziness made us best friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.