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The whiteness in your hair and cross wrinkles on your skin may be hide layers of your wisdom and knowledge, and it shows the depth of your experiences. Happy birthday to my wise father-in-law.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends are our chosen family.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.