Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.