Funny Quotes / Friends

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.