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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.