Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.