Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।