Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!